What are your pet hates?

[DizzyGirl]

Michele seems like you have a lovely DH. I must tell my not so DH your list LOL.

[gertbysea]

Mcmich yup best to concentrate on the good things and not  the negative small annoyances in life . Don't sweat  the small stuff.

Gert

[fundj&e]

1.i hate it when i get served b4 the kid,  that was there b4 me  

2. saying  that your meal is s**t, but i see you licking the plate  

3. whats the go with the young ones, u ask how are u and 9 out 10 times they say that they are tied  

4 i hate it when i get served b4 the kid,  that was there b4 me  

[Nikkit]

Boys/men/blokes that wear their shorts/jeans soooooo low that I can see their underpants. 
Now if underpants were meant to be seen they would be called outerpants and you would wear them over the top of your shorts/jeans. (like superman!)
I have informed both my daughters that if they bring a boy home and I can see his undies, he'll be out the door so damn quick he'll be spinning and he'll be trying real hard to get his jeans out of his backside without surgery after I have pulled them up for him!
That is my biggest pet hate!

[mcmich]

Oohh and I forgot to add to list of Pet Loves:

You are meeting a forum member for the first time and they are generous and friendly and bring a a gift bag with vanilla beans, vanilla sugar (smell divine) and limoncello and another bottle of moonshine (can't quite remember what Uni said that was).
You have a lovely day together eating your way around the show. Sooo Goood. 

[gertbysea]

. Nikkit

[DizzyGirl]

I hate that too.

[Amy :-)]

Michele, your list is beautiful You sound like a woman who doesn't get annoyed easily

Gert, that reminds me of the two most important rules of life:
1. Don't sweat the small stuff.
2. Remember that its all small stuff.
 

Why hello Uni, I haven't heard much from you for a couple of days Glad to see you back
I like your list, especially the second one. That would pi** me off too

Nikkit, you've just nailed another one of mine! That is really quite gross, I don't know why blokes can't understand it!!
But, in saying that, I would rather see jocks than a bum crack

OMG DG... Forget the budgie smugglers... horse smugglers more like!

[Nikkit]

Thanks Gert!
Oooooh one more...
Cutting up on my gravel driveway. Now it is ok for me to do it  , and almost ok if hubby does it, but if a boy comes down my driveway sideways and swings in here looking for one of my daughters he's gonna have to deal with me.
I have told my girls that if any boy they bring home does that he'll be raking the driveway with the rake firmly implanted up his .....
(not hands!)
Recently Miss 15 was driven home by her friends boyfriend and he literally crawled down the driveway. I smiled sweetly at him in his hotted up V8 and was mighty impressed I must say! I asked Miss 15 why he had driven so slowly down the drive and she said "well I told him that Mum would stick the rake up his .... and he'd be raking the drive if he came down it sideways, so he went soooooo slow it was painful".
At long last she listened to me, I do love that child of mine!

DG - if I can see all that .... oh never mind....!!!!

Amy - bum crack, yes that is not good either, we have "painters crack" (hubby) and "cook's crack" (that would be me!) in this house. Did see an especially hairy bum crack at the servo the other day. You know when you look and are pretty grossed out - but you look again to make sure that it was actually what you saw - and yep - it was . Not pretty!

[gertbysea]

I prefer my men in these undies....

Oh my.

[Amy :-)]

Nikkit, you have trained your daughter well

Amy - bum crack, yes that is not good either, we have "painters crack" (hubby) and "cook's crack" (that would be me!) in this house. Did see an especially hairy bum crack at the servo the other day. You know when you look and are pretty grossed out - but you look again to make sure that it was actually what you saw - and yep - it was . Not pretty!

LOL why do we always do that double take!? I swear I don't really want to look again, but you're right, its just confirm that it was a bumcrack and not some poor miniature poodle being horribly mistreated

[Nikkit]

Oh Amy - I never thought of that - it could have been a poor puppy! He was rather large, and he was rather hairy, but believe me - even though I looked twice I sure as heck wasn't going to get up close and check to see if it was his lost puppy that he sat on or if it was indeed just a hairy bumcrack.
Oh the images that are running through my head right now. Why oh why can't we "scrub eyeballs" to remove icky sights?

[Amy :-)]

LOL I ask myself the same thing Nikkit

[fundj&e]

Oohh and I forgot to add to list of Pet Loves:

You are meeting a forum member for the first time and they are generous and friendly and bring a a gift bag with vanilla beans, vanilla sugar (smell divine) and limoncello and another bottle of moonshine (can't quite remember what Uni said that was).
You have a lovely day together eating your way around the show. Sooo Goood. 

lol Mich its sambuca 

[nazar]

 OH   amy l am loving this thread , l am laughing so much l have tears coming down my cheeks

 l dont want to go there with my pet hates trying to not think about them in hope that they will go away