.... Mine is large and informal (another name for messy!) ...
Oh damn Judy. That happens to me with place mats that are not put in the drawer correctly. Keep giving it a big jiggle every time you walk past it, actually a big bump. So far that has been successful for me. It has taken me a couple of days but the angrier I get the more I bump and eventually when I least expect it something moves.
Have you been drinking again JD? You do deserve it