Advice when ordering breakfast

[fundj&e]

Please tell your friendly  wait person 2 things

1. How you would like your eggs, scrambled, poached, fried, spoon some oil over eggs while frying  , sunny side up, sunny side down, hard boiled medium boiled, soft boiled 
 
2. Bread, white, whole meal, sourdough, Turkish, multigrain, thick or thinly sliced 
I was forever going back to the table and asking. I wish could read minds but i cannot, so please tell us what the bloody hell you want. 

I spent most of the weekend working, breakfast and lunch, thank god all of the dinner staff showed up
I don’t think i would have made it working from 7am to 1am on Saturday

OMG the breakfast shift was so bloody hard it’s so much different to the dinner shift

ps my legs are killing me 

[mcmich]

You made it through the weekend, next time it will be easier.
Standing on your feet for 12 - 15 hours is no fun.

[fundj&e]

what happened to the good old days of just bacon and egg for breakfast and a flat white

i think i need to study the menu 

[gertbysea]

Ok I want two eggs, one sunny side up. The other I want poached but no vinegar in the water. Put the poached egg  on mulit grain Turkish bread toasted on one side only. The sunny side friend egg  please put on sour dough  not toasted but warmed in the oven not the salamander.

A LARGE cup of strong black coffee with organic  soy non-milk on the side warmed in a metal jug .
 
And I do not want any bloody sprouts on a sad lettuce leaf with snail trails.

Or my usual, one egg cooked Any way the chef wants to . Toasted any bread with REAL butter and a cup of black coffee. And no lip from the sad hag serving me.

Pronto please.

Graci.

Gert

[fundj&e]

and what type of  sauce and sugar would you like with that  madam 

[Amy :-)]

LOL Gert

[DizzyGirl]

Uni, I don't usually eat breakfast as it makes me feel sick.

So I will just have a Mocha with no sugar thanks.

I will then have breakfast about 9am. Egg intolerance, so NO eggs thanks.

Pancakes (can be made with eggs) with chopped bananas, chopped nuts and a good dollop of thick vanilla yoghurt and and a swirl of passionfruit pulp would be nice please 

[fundj&e]

i want pancakes now, yum

[DizzyGirl]

I LOVE PANCAKES.

The other week I went for coffee for a friends birthday and had the best crepes with a Chocolate Tia Maria sauce and ice cream.
It was devine. 

[fundj&e]

i got this order wrong 2 

no chocolate ganache with maple syrup only 

[gertbysea]

and what type of  sauce and sugar would you like with that  madam 

I don't want no sauce from  you chickiepoo and don' t try to sweeten me up.


Gert

[obbie]

Oh Uni, people should be happy they didn't have to cook breakfast.

Robyn

[fundj&e]

thats my job madam 

[judydawn]

When they're paying for it Robyn they want it exactly how they like it and the world is full of fussy eaters 

If I was eating out, give me an egg, cooked anyway you like on a piece of any sort of toast you want to give me, some baked beans and a piece of bacon followed by white coffee.  Easy to please.

Try and stick to the dinner shift if you can Uni, it sounds a whole heap easier for you.  Let the young ones do for the fussy eaters, they'll tell them where to go.

[dede]

Sounds like you had a busy weekend then uni.

Just a white cup of tea for me thanks, don't care how weak or strong it is. But preferably light milk but will still drink it with full cream milk