The Happy Thread

[goldfish]

Gets harder each morning.

Come on, Kimmy!!  You can do it!!  Just 3 more to go . . .

[judydawn]

Gorgeous view Jen, lucky in-laws.

Kimmy you are doing extremely well with your rhymes but still so far to go. Come on, you can do it  

[obbie]

about to make something now, maybe slices for work. Dinner tonight and tomorrow is sorted..
Love my kitchen

[JulieO]

A mother passing by her son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum.'

With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and, with trembling hands, read the letter...

"Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua

PS. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.

 

[goldfish]

  . . .love it!!  Thanks, JulieO!

[judydawn]

  Had no idea where it was heading.  Good one Julie.

[Amy :-)]

Very clever Julie, thanks for the laugh

[Kimmyh]

Well done Julie. Needed a laugh today and you did it

[obbie]

great

[Emme]

Good one Julie 

Jen, what a beautiful view your MIL has.  Looks like a beautiful day there also

Marie

[Amy :-)]

Soooooooooooooo happy my baby is here Photos on pets thread

[Moptop]

I am happy because I finally have time to get on here and catch up with all the news - could be a late night 

Mummy Amy, your baby is gorgeous!!

[Amy :-)]

Thanks Moptop!

I hope you had a fantstic holiday!

[Halex]

I am very happy as I had no shoulder pain  all night & woke up with no pain.

Amazing

[Amy :-)]

Thats fantastic Hally!!