The Thread killer

[Amy :-)]

Or lick the milk froth off their top lip

[astarra]

Or play tonsil hockey...

[Amy :-)]

I've never heard of that astarra, but it sounds interesting

They wouldn't be able show extreme concentration either

[astarra]

...another name for a toungie... It is fun (with the right person!!) 
LOL

[Amy :-)]

Oh EWWWW!!!

ROFL

[astarra]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Miss3 wants to know what I am laughing at the 'puter for!? 

[Amy :-)]

Glad I don't have to answer that question astarra!

I'm sure you will come up with something good to tell her

[astarra]

Just told her that you were funny Amy...
no, I didn't really! 
Told her to go back to bed, actually! 

[Amy :-)]

Well you wouldn't be lying if you told her I was funny

And speaking of bed, did you know that a snail can sleep for three years?

[astarra]

And a horse can sleep standing up? 

Wish the snail around here would sleep for 3 years...

[Amy :-)]

I have never understood how horses can sleep standing up What if they fell over? But I guess it would be easy for them to sleep walk if they were already standing up

If I find any snails in my house or garden, they will be sleeping for a lot longer than 3 years

[astarra]

I want to give them to my new pet (about to post a pic on the pets thread) but am worried they will have eated poison. 

[Amy :-)]

Ooooh, how mysterious... maybe give your new pet something else? Slater bugs?

[astarra]

He's on there now. Hmm yeah I reckon he would eat slaters too, good thinking Amy! Thanx! 

[Emme]

I do not like snails, had to put tabasco sauce on them to try and stop dog from eating them.  They apparently carry lung worm or something like that.  Dog just looked at snails all frothing up and then looked at me as if to say nope, don't like them with chilli  
Marie