Kids are hilarious....

[Kimmyh]

Loving this...

We had a plate of steak (along with other dishes) on the table last night, well Miss3 decided she needed to get something which was behind the steak.... "Dad, can you please move the mistake?" 

Another one she came out with a few weeks ago while watching a thunderstorm....."ok, that's enough now, no more photos, I all done smiling." 

rofl, she is a classic Astarra.

[*suzanne*]

Cute astarra

[astarra]

I have just been informed by miss6...
"it is not my fault if I don't do what I'm told - my brain just doesn't process instructions."   

[Kimmyh]

Lol Astarra

[obbie]

cute  Astarra

[astarra]

I didn't find it exactly cute or funny at the time...but I do now!!!   

[mcmich]

I have just been informed by miss6...
"it is not my fault if I don't do what I'm told - my brain just doesn't process instructions."   

I can see where she is coming from astarra. One very smart 6yr old.

[Debbiebillg]

Ohhh yess, we've had some hillarious lines ......... hére's the one that takes the cake in this house !

DS2 was toilet training and about 2 1/2 at the time. He was usiing a potty and after doing number twos he stood up, bent right over with hands on the floor and butt in the air to have his bum wiped.  

All we hear is DS1 who was about 5 at the time, calling out with an extrememe emergency tone in his voice .......... he calls, "Mum, mum come here quick" so we go running in saying "What, What ??" DS1 says "Jayden's got a hole in his bum".

OMG we just could not stop laughing hysterically !!

I'm not sure where DS1 thought his own number twos came from LOL !!

[astarra]

LOL - that is gold!!!! 

[kt2]

Classic!!!! 

[*suzanne*]

Too funny and a great story for their 18th

[judydawn]

Good one Deb    Loving this thread.

[deedub]

My miss7 told me one day that she knew who she was going to marry.... I replied that she might not have met the person she is going to marry yet. She said, I KNOW that mum, I don't know who I'm marrying in my adulthood yet, but in my childhood I'm going to marry Elliot! (Poor Elliot)

[Debbiebillg]

I have a few for when they turn 18 !!

Here's my next funny tale.  Also about DS2 (he's a real monkey !!).  He also would have been not long toilet trained so around 2 1/2.  This story needs a picture to tell the story so see the picture first !

I was in my bedroom upstairs getting ready to shower the kids, my bedroom door is at the top of the stairs in the picture just to the right.  My dh was down stairs ! I come out of the bedroom to see DS2 standing at the top of the stairs leaning with his butt forward and peeing between the railings.  I yell out to my DS2, "No Jayden, you don't wee there !!!" (I was finding it hard to tell him off and hide my hysterical laughter at the same time).

My DH who's downstairs hears the commotion, so comes to check it out and YEP you guessed it walked out under the stairs looking upwards and got showered with wee !!! WELL no-one could contain themselves !!!! I had to go in another room and let dh shower the kids (and himself LOL).  Whilst it was extremely funny, I couldn't let a young toddler think this was a great thing to do and REPEAT his performance !!!!  

After his shower I was dressing DS2 and had him laying on the change table putting his nappy on for bed and I said to him "Jayden, that was very naughty, you wee in the toilet !" and his response was "Noooo not naughty, FUNNY !!!" Well I lost it again !!

DS1 told everyone for ages and ages Jayden peed on Daddy LOL

Thankfully it has never re-occurred (just in case you all think we are breading ferral little children LOL).  Little boys  !!!!!

[Debbiebillg]

Ohh and a recent one, DS2 yet again, he's 5 1/2 now !!! (We have 3 boys but the middle one is definately the cheekiest of all).

On our recent cruise to NZ, we visited some hot pools in Tauranga.  DS2 comes down a slide there and splits his chin open (for the fourth time now).  We had him all glued up at a doctor there ! We'd been been saying to him you're going to have so many scars on your chin etc etc

A few days later, "He asked my Mum if she had any scars, to which she replied, "No".

He said "Yes you Do !!!" and she said "No I haven't got any".  Then he points to some wrinkles on her face and says "There !!"  Poor mum !

Out of the mouths of babes ehhhh LOL