I do have a real cookbook, "Mrs. Rassmussen's Book of One-Armed Cookery" -- however, the title refers to the propensity of the lady in the title to cook with a bottle of beer in one hand.
I am going in to hospital tomorrow to have surgery on my hand and will be in plaster for a few weeks. Luckily I have my new thermomix and will be able to cook one handed! Its so easy to use that even my kids can cook with it, so I will be cracking the whip!